Joe Chilco
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Not dead yet but on life support

Not dead yet but on life support

What Joe did for nothing.

Imagine the possibilities.

Dorie White & Betty Smythe’s Weight Loss through Guilt Reduction plan

TV/streaming – health & lifestyle programming

Sorry – we’re keeping details on this one under wraps because of the potential for worldwide franchise opportunities.

Developed and co-written with Jim Lynch, a Certified Digital Media Arts Instructor (among other various careers), and my certifiable partner in several well received stage productions we created/wrote/performed in my last year of high school, including “The Herman Woodman Band” and “Danny & Dave”, an homage to Albert Brooks, as well as being co-recipient of the prestigious Graham Cable Cecil B. DeMille Award for cable access programming at its pinnacle of excellence. In his private life, Jim likes to…none of your business.

Eco Angels

TV/streaming – young teen programming

A self-realized organic intelligence created by Mother Nature transforms four misfit high school students into “The Eco Angels, teen guardians of planet Earth!”

Developed with Mladen Alexander, a talented creator and Canadian musician.

Nico’s Secret Garden

TV/streaming – Pre-school Children’s programming

A magical place for adventures where whatever you can imagine can happen. The young kids who come through a secret door to play with Nico and his dog, meet other friendly animals, birds, insects and fish and they all can speak.

Developed with Mladen Alexander, a talented creator and Canadian musician (who wrote a very catchy theme song).

Up Yours

TV/streaming – adult comedy/mock reality

Featuring the enchanting world of ventriloquism and marionette puppetry, Howdy Doody, Charlie McCarthy, Elmo and Lamb Chop all live together in the same house, where puppet stars who have hit the skids try to revive their careers and fight their drug and alcohol addictions, but things take a different turn when Triumph, the Insult Dog, moves in. Rights clearances are pending.

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    Blanket Apology & Disclaimer

    I feel it is always prudent when encountering others for the first time to apologize in advance for anything I might say, write, claim to have done, or carry in my pockets that can in any way be considered insensitive, offensive, profane, in contravention of common moral standards of decency, and/or “just not done”, including but not limited to, shameless name-dropping and anecdotes not suitable for polite company.

    I’m not saying I’m not going to do that, I’m just saying please accept my most heartfelt sincere apology – right up front.

    The author makes no representations or warranties. Further, the author denies all claims. Isn’t that what a “disclaimer” does?

    Notwithstanding the foregoing, nothing herein shall be deemed to be an admission of any fact, and all rights, remedies, and defenses, now known or hereinafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe, are hereby expressly reserved.

    Swansong's Last Supper T.V. Dinner

    MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE

    BROTHER THEODORE
    (confiding)

    You know, when I'm servin' the Lord, I've got no time to serve dinner! That's why I rejoiced when Swansong's manifested this – Swansong’s Last Supper T.V. Dinner. Oh, 'tis truly a blessing! You just take it from the freezer and cast it to the fires of Hell! And in twenty minutes, you've got a divine dinner with a heavenly aroma you'd walk the waters for! It comes in three sizes: Feast 'O Plenty pack, the Disciple Dinner and the Holy Ghost Party Barrel! So next time you're servin' the multitudes, be a heavenly host with Swansong's Last Supper T.V. Dinner and resurrect your family's taste!

    MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE

    FADE TO BLACK

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