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Pistils and Pistols

Pistils and Pistols

When a Chicago Mob rival firebombing burns Ward’s Flowers to the ground on the eve of landing its biggest customer ever, the BFF gay-straight cousin owners opt to relocate the business to Miami, not realizing their Mob-related problems have followed them there.


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    Swansong's Last Supper T.V. Dinner

    MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE

    BROTHER THEODORE
    (confiding)

    You know, when I'm servin' the Lord, I've got no time to serve dinner! That's why I rejoiced when Swansong's manifested this – Swansong’s Last Supper T.V. Dinner. Oh, 'tis truly a blessing! You just take it from the freezer and cast it to the fires of Hell! And in twenty minutes, you've got a divine dinner with a heavenly aroma you'd walk the waters for! It comes in three sizes: Feast 'O Plenty pack, the Disciple Dinner and the Holy Ghost Party Barrel! So next time you're servin' the multitudes, be a heavenly host with Swansong's Last Supper T.V. Dinner and resurrect your family's taste!

    MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE

    FADE TO BLACK

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