What Joe did for the
love of money

You can’t take it with you.

Force of Nature

A slightly unbalanced Vietnam vet chopper pilot now flying for a Hawaiin-based tour operator, and the Army brat daughter of a missing disgraced cop, stumble upon a plot to force the US government to pay ransom to a disgruntled megalomaniac who’s threatening to set off a nuclear device to cause the volcanoes beneath the islands to erupt.

We imagined it would star Jim Carrey and Geena Davis who were “hot” at the time. Geena was then married to Renny Harlin, who we hoped would direct. And we thought all this with absolutely no way to get it to those actors or that director. That’s not a really sound business plan, in hindsight.

Co-written with Nelson Clark.

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    Swansong's Last Supper T.V. Dinner

    MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE

    BROTHER THEODORE
    (confiding)

    You know, when I'm servin' the Lord, I've got no time to serve dinner! That's why I rejoiced when Swansong's manifested this – Swansong’s Last Supper T.V. Dinner. Oh, 'tis truly a blessing! You just take it from the freezer and cast it to the fires of Hell! And in twenty minutes, you've got a divine dinner with a heavenly aroma you'd walk the waters for! It comes in three sizes: Feast 'O Plenty pack, the Disciple Dinner and the Holy Ghost Party Barrel! So next time you're servin' the multitudes, be a heavenly host with Swansong's Last Supper T.V. Dinner and resurrect your family's taste!

    MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE

    FADE TO BLACK

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