When a Chicago Mob rival firebombing burns Ward’s Flowers to the ground on the eve of landing its biggest customer ever, the BFF gay-straight cousin owners opt to relocate the business to Miami, not realizing their Mob-related problems have followed them there....
After the drilling ban in Antarctica expires, a new discovery with the power to reengineer life threatens the existence of the human race....
After the discovery of unexplained human remains in a shuttered maternity home, a young couple is targeted by an unleashed ancient evil....
Here’s the Good v. Evil prequel that got the horror started....
When Sherlock Holmes falls into a coma, his older, smarter, more slothful brother, Mycroft, a reluctant hero, pursues Moriarty into the American west, where he forms an unholy alliance with Wild Bill Hickok in the hope of saving his younger sibling....
A gun-wielding spectral rider comes seeking revenge when a young bridegroom is burned alive....
Bessie Coleman had a dream. She was going to be the first black woman to fly – she was the only one with an International pilot’s license. She was a trailblazer who fought to succeed despite racism and sexism to achieve that goal in the 1920s....
I feel it is always prudent when encountering others for the first time to apologize in advance for anything I might say, write, claim to have done, or carry in my pockets that can in any way be considered insensitive, offensive, profane, in contravention of common moral standards of decency, and/or “just not done”, including but not limited to, shameless name-dropping and anecdotes not suitable for polite company.
I’m not saying I’m not going to do that, I’m just saying please accept my most heartfelt sincere apology – right up front.
The author makes no representations or warranties. Further, the author denies all claims. Isn’t that what a “disclaimer” does?
Notwithstanding the foregoing, nothing herein shall be deemed to be an admission of any fact, and all rights, remedies, and defenses, now known or hereinafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe, are hereby expressly reserved.
MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE
BROTHER THEODORE
(confiding)
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MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE
FADE TO BLACK
