What Joe did for the
love of money

You can’t take it with you.

Foolsgold

Purported to be written by Dorie White and Betty Smythe, it was a bold attempt to capitalize on the Canadian content laws (i.e., get paid) by submitting this opus on the “building of this great nation”. Frankly, it was less than PC as we lampooned many iconic Canadian cultural touch points you can find in the National Film Board archives. However, and here’s the best part, we sent it to many publications and media outlets. We received responses from some of them. Some got the joke. Some were very polite in rejecting what we contended was part of our rich cultural heritage and worthy of distribution.

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    Swansong's Last Supper T.V. Dinner

    MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE

    BROTHER THEODORE
    (confiding)

    You know, when I'm servin' the Lord, I've got no time to serve dinner! That's why I rejoiced when Swansong's manifested this – Swansong’s Last Supper T.V. Dinner. Oh, 'tis truly a blessing! You just take it from the freezer and cast it to the fires of Hell! And in twenty minutes, you've got a divine dinner with a heavenly aroma you'd walk the waters for! It comes in three sizes: Feast 'O Plenty pack, the Disciple Dinner and the Holy Ghost Party Barrel! So next time you're servin' the multitudes, be a heavenly host with Swansong's Last Supper T.V. Dinner and resurrect your family's taste!

    MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE

    FADE TO BLACK

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