Divorced parents with shared custody of their school-aged son, agree to cohabitate in one half of a semi-detached house with his new, younger wife until renovations can be completed on the other half.
Developed and co-written with Carol Commisso and Terry Saltsman, who also have distinguished careers in Canadian produced sitcom series.
This was the project CBC passed on in favor of “Mosquito Lake”. I rest my case.
I feel it is always prudent when encountering others for the first time to apologize in advance for anything I might say, write, claim to have done, or carry in my pockets that can in any way be considered insensitive, offensive, profane, in contravention of common moral standards of decency, and/or “just not done”, including but not limited to, shameless name-dropping and anecdotes not suitable for polite company.
I’m not saying I’m not going to do that, I’m just saying please accept my most heartfelt sincere apology – right up front.
The author makes no representations or warranties. Further, the author denies all claims. Isn’t that what a “disclaimer” does?
Notwithstanding the foregoing, nothing herein shall be deemed to be an admission of any fact, and all rights, remedies, and defenses, now known or hereinafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe, are hereby expressly reserved.
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BROTHER THEODORE
(confiding)
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MUSIC: GREGORIAN CHANT UP AND FADE
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